Chapter 1 — The Promise
Bob.fun launched on the Internet Computer promising a memecoin launchpad masterpiece. The next Pump.fun. The timeline was loud, the degens were hungry, and everyone said, “This time it’s different.” You know how this movie ends.
Chapter 2 — The Founder
Behind the hype? A founder with less follow-through than a New Year’s gym membership. No roadmap. No real building. No community grind. Just launch noise and vapor.
Chapter 3 — The Degens Win
Degens pump. Degens dump. But Bob.fun made it easier than breathing. No guardrails, no brakes, and no mercy. People got cooked faster than microwave ramen.
Chapter 4 — The Abandonment
Then silence. Telegram slowed to a heartbeat. Website unchanged. Founder vanished. Bags stayed. Heavy, dusty, and full of regrets.
NEW CHAPTER — The Alice Disaster 🔥🔥🔥
Alice was sold as the on-chain AI agent with wallets and brains. Unlike Bob, Alice actually got an SNS. Supposed to allocate ICP intelligently. Instead? It traded like it learned markets from a slot machine in a gas station.
“Invested like a drunk sailor” might be generous. Treasury got speedrun’d from “war chest” to “where chest?” Bots front-ran every move like they had the script. The AI had wallet access and still found new geometric ways to lose money.
- Bought high ✅
- Sold low ✅
- Got front-run ✅
- Repeated the same mistake ✅
- Turned SNS raise into performance art ✅
Chapter 5 — The Monument
BoBisDead is not a comeback and not a rug. It’s a permanent on-chain middle finger to every hype-dump-vanish routine. Bob. Alice. Scott Summers. The blockchain remembers everything.
The Open Letter to Bob
"It was fun while it lasted—but let's be real: half of you scammers and frauds don't know how to build a damn thing, you only know how to hype, dump, and disappear. BoBisDead is bonding because I want it on-chain, and I get what I want. This token isn't a rug, it isn't a 'comeback,' and it isn't a promise—it's a permanent middle finger stamped onto the Internet Computer: a reminder of what BOB could've been if we played nice, built for real, and if Bob actually gave a shit about the project instead of acting like a lazy, clueless joke. Fuck you, Bob—this is for you."
Why Does This Token Exist?
- It’s not a rug.
- It’s not a comeback.
- It’s a permanent record.
- A monument to failure.
- A warning to every future founder.
- And honestly? It’s funny as hell.
DEAD Token — Utility Coming Soon
🪙 DEAD Token — Utility Coming Soon. The only token backed by pure rage and blockchain permanence. Stay tuned.
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.' RIP '.
/ Bob.fun \
| You could've |
| been something|
| chose nothing |
|______________|
RIP Bob.fun. You could've been something. You chose to be nothing.
Wall of Disgrace
Login + roast section (newest first). Drag Bob. Drag Alice. Drag every ghost founder that farmed trust and vanished.